JEWISH DIVORCE...


A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv." All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 pence piece when it used to be the size of a 5 pence."
Her mother says,,,

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion
You drive a £250,000 Ferrari,
You get £2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 holidays a year and
You want to throw all that away...
Over 45 pence?"   Now that's a Jewish mother!!!

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