JEWISH DIVORCE...

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv." All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 pence piece when it used to be the size of a 5 pence."

Her mother says,,,

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,

You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion

You drive a £250,000 Ferrari,

You get £2,000 a week allowance,

You take 6 holidays a year and

You want to throw all that away...

Over 45 pence?"   Now that's a Jewish mother!!!