Αγαπητοί Γονείς

Η Τζασμίν τα είχε με ένα βρώμικο άστεγο παιδί που το έλεγαν Αλαντίν. Η Χιονάτη έμενε στο ίδιο σπίτι με 7 άντρες. Ο Πινόκιο ήταν ψεύτης. Ο Ρομπέν των Δασών ήταν κλέφτης. Ο Ταρζάν γυρνούσε χωρίς ρούχα. Ένας περαστικός φίλησε την ωραία κοιμωμένη και αυτή τον παντρεύτηκε. Η Σταχτοπούτα βγήκε κρυφά το βράδυ για να πάει σε πάρτυ.  Δεν μπορείτε να κατηγορείτε εμάς. Μας μαθαίνετε να επαναστατούμε από παιδιά ακόμη.

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second
Golfer approached and asked if he could join him.
The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes.  The second guy said, "We're
About evenly matched, how about playing for five pounds a hole?"

The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy
Counting his £80

He confessed that he was the pro at a neighbouring course and liked to

Pick on suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
 The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
 The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you.
 You keep your winnings."
 The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
 The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
Donation. 
And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."

Shakespeare said: I always feel happy,

You know why?

Because I don't expect anything from anyone, Expectations always hurt..

Life is short.. So love your life..

Be happy.. And Keep smiling..

Just Live for yourself and

‎Before you speak >> Listen

Before you write »Think
Before you spend »Earn
Before you pray »Forgive

Before you hurt >> Feel
Before you hate »Love
Before you quit »Try

Before you die >> Live

That's Life...Feel it, Live it & Enjoy it.