Questions that haunt me
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting ????
Can you cry under water ????
How important
does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ????
Why do you
have to "put your two cents in"...
but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to ????
Once you're in
heaven, do you get stuck wearing
the clothes you were buried in for eternity ????
Why does a round
pizza come in a square box ??
What disease did
cured ham actually
have ???
How is it that
we put man on the moon before
we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage ????
Why is it that
people say they "slept like
a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours ??
If a deaf person
has to go to court,
is it still called a hearing ????
Why are you IN a
movie, but you're ON TV ???
Why do people
pay to go up tall buildings
and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ??
Why do doctors
leave the room while you change ???
They're going to see you naked anyway.!!
Why is "bra" singular
and "panties" plural ???
Why do toasters always have a setting
that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat ????
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him ??
Can a hearse
carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane ????(SUPERB)
Why does Goofy stand erect
while Pluto remains on all fours ??
They're both dogs !!
If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from ????
Do the Alphabet Song,
and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune ?????
Why did you
just try singing the ABOVE two songs ???
Why do they call it an asteroid,
when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid,
when it's in your
ass ???
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window ?????
If electricity
comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons ????
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