Stressed out ?

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY." then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My coworker (who just happens to be blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her, " I'm pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss will think I am "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.... )

She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."